“While filming 1993’s Groundhog Day, the producers pleaded with him to hire a personal assistant to facilitate better communication between him and the studio. [Bill] Murray acquiesced, sort of, hiring a deaf-mute who spoke only American Sign Language.”

cracked:

hulu:

Mind. Blown.

Mind’s fine, but yeah. Totally.

cracked:

hulu:

Mind. Blown.

Mind’s fine, but yeah. Totally.

(Source: justinstaggs)

“It just feels like they were coming up with reasons of why not to do the deal… It became clear that they’re not willing to honor what we laid out.”

Mayor Kevin Johnson, on the Maloof brothers backing out of the new Sacramento arena deal. The Maloofs have blown their beer distributorship in New Mexico, most of their stake in the Palms Casino, and the only recording artist on the Maloof Music label is Ali Lohan. Relocating the Kings - or squeezing extra money out of the people of Sacramento - is their last best shot at holding onto their squandered fortune. Ring those cowbells in anger tonight, River City!

(Source: nbaoffseason)

collegehumor:

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:
10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
Carl, stay in the house.
Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
 HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

collegehumor:

In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:

10 Reasons That The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl

  1. Carl, stay in the house.
  2. Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
  3. Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
  4. Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
  5. Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
  6. Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that. 
  7. It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head. 
  8. Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
  9. Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes. 
  10.  HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE. 

(via cracked)

defjamblr:

The 5th Annual Roots Picnic. June 2nd & 3rd, 2012

Colin Davis we have to go this year!!!!!

defjamblr:

The 5th Annual Roots Picnic. June 2nd & 3rd, 2012

Colin Davis we have to go this year!!!!!

dcu:

Now THESE are math equations I can get behind!

dcu:

Now THESE are math equations I can get behind!

Release Date/Track Listing


jhnmyr:

5/22/12

1. Queen of California

2. The Age of Worry

3. Shadow Days

4. Speak for Me

5. Something Like Olivia

6. Born and Raised

7. If I Ever Get Around To Living

8. Love is a Verb

9.  Walt Grace’s Submarine Test, January 1967

10. Whisky, Whisky, Whisky

11. A Face To Call Home

12. Born and Raised (Reprise)

Yes!

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jhnmyr:

Here’s a clip of the first single off Born and Raised, called “Shadow Days.” I’m excited to share the first bit of sound from the album… Been looking forward to a post like this since October 14, 2010, the first day I started writing this group of songs. Enjoy.

popculturebrain:

jonnyetc:

Ron Swanson Loves Riddles.
Just a fun Photoshop for Tauntr.com.

No sir, this is so much more than just a fun photoshop.

popculturebrain:

jonnyetc:

Ron Swanson Loves Riddles.

Just a fun Photoshop for Tauntr.com.

No sir, this is so much more than just a fun photoshop.

(via cracked)